Thursday’s “The Late Show” kicked off with a fairly humorous gag impressed by the enormous quantity of intercourse that tends to occur at the Olympic video games. Specifically, the gag is a gradual jam about the mascots for the 2020 Tokyo video games hooking it up.
Now, some context for that is that as at all times, a ton of condoms are being distributed to Olympic athletes. Unfortunately, due to the still-ongoing COVID-19 pandemic, athletes are literally forbidden from boinking one another (or some other intimate contact in a roundabout way associated to their sports activities). So they’ve been instructed to maintain the condoms and take them residence as souvenirs as an alternative.
But the gag elides that context, as an alternative starting with a information clip of a report on simply what number of condoms get distributed at the common Olympic video games — after which cuts to a non sequitur reference to Tokyo video games’ two mascots: Miraitowa, repping the Summer Olympics, and Someity, repping the Paralympic video games.
Then the music begins. It’s a fairly enjoyable jam sung by “The Late Show” bandleader Jon Batiste, referred to as “Mascot Sex.” And we guess you’ve found out what it’s about.
You can watch the video under proper now:
On #LSSC tonight: Everyone…is having intercourse in the Olympic Village. pic.twitter.com/pjZKqHPhA3— The Late Show (@colbertlateshow) July 23, 2021
And for those who want a additional purpose to observe, listed below are some lyrics:
Let’s have mascot sexDon’t even know your genital situationThat’s mascot intercourseLet’s depart the costumes on throughout fornicationThat’s mascot sexGonna have to chop a flap in the groinFor mascot intercourse
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